Melted Banana Split

Picture a banana split. No wait, there used to be an ice sundae my grandma would always order and it had everything you could possibly imagine in it; JIM DANDY! Yes, well anyway, picture it with all the toppings and revel in its beautiful deliciousness waiting to be devoured. Now pictured it 15minutes later, liquefied and soggy…you know how grotesque it is when your ice cream melts faster than you could eat it? Yep, THAT is my life; A melted messy sundae. All the good has sunk to the bottom and I’m left with a soupy, sloppy, sticky mess (say that ten times fast). So sit back and enjoy the peek into God's personal joke, a.k.a. My Life...grab a spoon.